Biography
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Standup comedian and television host who rose to fame on season four of NBC’s Last Comic Standing, winning the title of Last Comic Downloaded. He was featured in Comedy Central’s Reality Bites Back. He’s also known as the creator of the term “crank texting,” which was featured on CollegeHumor.
He first became known after competing on MTV’s popular series, Road Rules: Maximum Velocity Tour.
He hosts a weekly podcast with Matthew Cole Weiss called Allegedly with Theo Von & Matthew Cole Weiss.
He was born in Covington, Louisana, to parents Gina Capitani and Roland von Kurnatowski Sr.
He appeared in Comedy Central’s Reality Bites Back alongside comedian Amy Schumer.
Body Measurements Table
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| Height | 182 cm, 5′12″ (feet & inches) |
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Quotes
In Louisiana, you can drive when you’re 15 – you could get your driving permit. I remember, during driver’s ed, I fell asleep at the wheel one day. I was tired. The guy shook me and switched and said he was getting into the driver’s seat. I didn’t fail, so I guess you can fall asleep occasionally. It’s Louisiana.
As soon as I was tall enough, my dad used to let me drive him 60 miles or 70 miles to work. That was pretty fun. My dad was really old. At the time, he was 82 years old. He said, ‘Can you drive?’ and I said ‘Yes.’ I guess I didn’t find it to be that crazy.
I could have been a dancer. I just never got my shot at it.
The ‘Road Rules’ thing was just something that happened. It was never like when I was little I said, ‘I want to be on a reality show when I grow up.’ They didn’t even have them then, you know?
They’re just jokes, people. They can’t all be funny.
